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RandisOrhlau
Just your typical Aodern Mrtist
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How about deviantART tells me about *itself.* Yeah. Didn't see that coming, did ya? And why is the ART part in all caps? You just don't DO that in the English language. Also, I don't have a favourite movie so much as I have a *favorite* movie. Though I suppouse it ouuutwardly appeaur moure edgy and artsy to spell everuything with misbegoutten Us.

Current Residence: Placeburgsville
deviantWEAR sizing preference: What?
Favourite genre of music: Stuff with Gee-Tars
Favourite style of art: Gothic/Dark
Operating System: Windows
MP3 player of choice: Not an Ipod
Skin of choice: My own.
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Ok, so what good is an alien abduction movie devoid of abductions and anal probes? Talk about letdowns. We all took our bets, I was in for 3, my friend 4. Since there were none, I guess I win, but I feel as though it's a hollow victory.

I mean, if aliens are going to abduct the crap out of people, I think they can do better than a blind 6 year old girl. She can't even see! How is that even fair? I think that qualifies as a hate-crime somehow, and with our new hate-crime laws in place those aliens would be doing a lot of time in federal, getting anal probes of a whole new sort. I wonder how you say "For the love of god and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!" in ancient Sumerian?

Oh, I may have kinda spoiled the movie for you, if there were anything to spoil. Although I can't pretend like it's not just a little bit unsettling. Like the woman, she freakin' looks like an alien. She is the scariest part of the damn movie. Yes. Her face is scarier than the very vague imagery of the film. By "her" I refer to the actual person this thing was based on, the one played by Milla Jovovich. See, they had a lot of "real" footage mixed in with the film. Anyway, this woman was very obviously broken, and looked a little bit alien like herself. Shit makes you wonder, you know? Are the probes 9 or 12 inches? Are they ribbed for my pleasure? Do I even get a reach-around?

I'd be content not knowing...
  • Mood: Torment
  • Listening to: Chrono Cross Soundtrack
  • Reading: nead moar bokz
  • Eating: Your soul. Delicious!

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Chodenberg Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2009
Yes i have indeed removed myself from the falli with which i was so kindly requested to munch upon and decided to maketh a comment of great importance.

Thus thou shalt explain to me why when i departed from my humble town to do the kings bidding in the great Spire. After returning after 10 entire years away from my wife and child have i learned that she beist no where to be found.... I am fruihuddled sir.

for my family stat sayeth my better half wishes to lay with me tho she is nowhere to be found. not even her place of employment, where she worked as a serving wench at the nearby brewpub.

also upon returning to my humble abode as i travel up the stairs to our sleeping quarters, i find my son standing in one place swaying back and forth on his toes where he makes a face at me[link] as if he may have fallen off of the turnip cart & possibly enjoyed it.
I do not know weather i shall give him a trophy for being a little Slow or let nature leave him behind.
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Chodenberg Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2009
I hereby dub thee... LOAF! The PINCHER! oh indeed thus shall be remembered for all time thus thee thereturner!


-Ikabod Krane
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RandisOrhlau Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2009   Writer
I'm glad you've chosen to bring your lametard debauchery to my once-sacred DA profile, good sir.
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